With such unanimous agreement, it is certain that the Middle East has a bright future ahead. Whether you live in Oman or Beirut, in Tel Aviv or Tehran, in Jerusalem or Jerash, in Rehovot or Riyadh, you will read and hear the same thing. From the Indus to the Mediterranean, from Asia Minor to North Africa, everyone is agreed on all the major points. To wit:

• Condeleezza Rice hasn't a clue about the Middle East.
  

• Ehud Olmert is too weak to make concessions.
  

• Mahmoud Abbas is too weak to make concessions.
  

• The Annapolis conference cannot produce any positive result.

  Accordingly, I propose that all the representatives of the nations, potentates, kings, and emirs from the Mediterranean Sea to the Tigris River, from the entrance to Hamat unto the river Nile, shall forgather in Annapolis on November 26, together with the representatives of the great powers, shall sign a declaration containing the above points, declare complete agreement, and adjourn.

  Ami Isseroff