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Secret Weapon

At the height of the Intafada, the Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued, they would someday end up destroying the world. So they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight.

The negotiators agreed that each country would take five years to develop the best fighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight would earn its country the right to rule the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.

The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in
the world. They bred them together and then crossed their  offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only  the biggest, strongest puppy from each litter, killed all the  other puppies and fed the lone dog all of the milk. They used   steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing  machine, until, after the five years were up, they had a dog that  needed iron prison bars on his cage. Only the trainers could  handle this beast.

When the day of the big fight arrived, the Israelis showed up  with a strange animal: It was a nine-foot-long Dachshund.  Everyone felt sorry for the Israelis. No one else thought this  weird animal stood a chance against the growling beast in the   Arab camp. The bookies predicted the Arabs would win in less than  a minute.

The cages were opened. The Dachshund waddled toward the center of
the ring. The Arab dog leapt from his cage and charged the giant  wiener-dog. As he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the  Dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Arab beast in one  bite. There was nothing left but a small bit of fur from the  killer dog's tail.

The Arabs approached the Israelis, shaking their heads in  disbelief.

"We do not understand. Our top scientists and breeders worked for  five years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans and Rottweilers.  They developed a killing machine."

"Really?" the Israelis replied. "We had our top plastic surgeons   working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund!"

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